Janet

Janet "Red" McVicker does not get her nickname from her hair color. No, not at all. In 1984, Janet stole a paint truck and dumped 10,000 gallons of red paint on the lawn of a neighbor in Bluth, Georgia. In her defense, the neighbor was a real jerk.

• Specialty: Being Nice to People Who Are Not Nancy O’Reilly of Bluth, Georgia
• Hobbies: Concerts, remodeling houses, and updating a 2003 Jeep Wrangler
• Favorite Quote: "I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do." - Edward Everett Hale