Dan Danowski
Dan "Strongjaw" Danowski is the one who writes the words you read on Ingram’s Water & Air Equipment. He wrote these words. And these. Also, these. And others elsewhere. If you read words that are not good, he did not write those.
- Specialty: Dead Languages and Useless Trivia
- Hobbies: Swords for $500, Trebek!
- Favorite Quote: "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." - Will Rogers
When I was trying to get my cat down from a tree, Dan was there.
When a bus of schoolchildren teetered over a canyon and suddenly right itself, Dan was there.
When there was a little piece of cabbage stuck in my teeth, Dan was there.
Where was Kyle? Unknown. He was there a second ago, and yet all I saw was Dan Danowski.