Ray

"Raymundo the Magnificent" always says, "Remember to eat your vegetables, comb your hair, and an indictment is not a conviction." Not sure why he felt the need to add that last one, but whatever.

• Specialty: HVAC, and US-Soviet Relations Post Detente
• Hobbies: Preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, wrestling, and potpourri.
• Favorite Quote: "I eat so much chicken, I’m surprised I haven’t grown feathers yet." - Stone Cold Steve Austin